Joseph Cross credited as playing...
Martin Parish
- Mona Stewart: [to Martin] It's okay to be pissed.
- Martin Parish: If I get angry, she wins.
- Mona Stewart: Wins what?
- Martin Parish: Battle of who can care less.
- Connie Parish: All I ask is for one night a week. Just us.
- Martin Parish: But it's never one night, is it? It's canasta before bed followed by Fox News under a cotton duvet. She gets mad if we don't commute to work together. My life is an unending Mobius strip of violent closeness.