Rob McElhenney credited as playing...
Mac
- Mac: It's not your fault. This dog, your parents, the whole... the whole culture is grooming you to be a pussy. You got no freedom. Which means you got no balls. And then even when you actually do get caught, doing something bad, you're not held accountable. And if you're not held accountable, you feel no guilt. If you feel no guilt, you feel no shame. If you got no shame, you're never gonna hate yourself enough to stop being bad and grow some balls.
- [to the dog psychiatrist]
- Mac: You diddle this kid, you're definitely on camera. I don't know if you wanna be alone with him.