- The Judge: Witness, please state your name and occupation.
- Larry Butz: Larry Butz! Ladies' man.
- Manfred von Karma: This is a colossal waste of time.
- Redd White: All Redd White's Friends and Redd White's foes / are dazzled by what Redd White knows / The stream of information flows / 'cause all folks have their price.
- Lana Skye: Take note, Detective. If you want to keep your badge, I suggest you decide whose side you're on.
- Dick Gumshoe: ...You can trust me, pal.
- Lana Skye: Then get out there, and do your damn job. Dismissed.
- Dick Gumshoe: So no matter what I did before,
- [singing]
- Dick Gumshoe: There's some things I can't ignore / and I'll face the consequences if I must / 'Cause when the stakes are high / I can't stand idly by / I'll be the kinda guy that they can trust!
- Maggey Byrde: What are you going to do?
- [Gumshoe pulls a metal detector off the wall and puts it into HIS coat]
- Dick Gumshoe: Follow orders. The Chief's right. It's time I do my damn job.
- Redd White: Because I can, Mr. Lawyer. I control this city all the way to the top! I am the law. And you? You're nothing. A measly speck in a world of giants. It's funny. That's all Mia Fey was, too. And now, I'm afraid, I must do something drastic with you... A DANCE BREAK!
- Winston Payne: [as he exits]
- [singing]
- Winston Payne: I'm the Rookie Killer! / Another one bites the dust! / Oh, I'm the Rookie Killer!
- Miles Edgeworth: [singing] I'll fight you until your spirit breaks / I'll fight, no matter what is at stake / Not fame! Not glory! / but to end this purgatory / is the reason I fight / So we'll meet again, / Phoenix Wright!
- Miles Edgeworth: [lovingly exasperated] Phoenix...
- Phoenix Wright: What? What am I supposed to say?
- Miles Edgeworth: You don't have to say anything.
- [Beat. An embrace of some sort may be shared here]
- Miles Edgeworth: You've no idea what you've just done. The things you've put in motion... these feelings you've burdened me with... they serve no useful purpose.
- Phoenix Wright: Your prints were on the gun?
- Miles Edgeworth: I think we've established that.
- Phoenix Wright: Your prints were on the gun?
- Miles Edgeworth: I was in a daze!
- Miles Edgeworth: Ah, I see you're still looking at the autopsy report from last night.
- Phoenix Wright: You say that as if there's more than one.
- Miles Edgeworth: Of course. There was another autopsy conducted at my request this morning.
- Maya Fey: And it made me realize... the people we love never really leave us, you know? They make us who we are.
- Manfred von Karma: [singing] If justice is blind, / then I will guide her / to declare everyone guilty / I simply cannot err / To maintain my perfect record / I will do what I must / no place in court for truth, peace, / order, or trust.
- The Judge: Mr. Edgeworth, your opening statement?
- Miles Edgeworth: Decisive evidence. A decisive witness. Nothing else is required.
- Maya Fey: [singing] Through thick and thin, we'll shine the light
- Phoenix and Maya: [singing] A defensive, powerhouse pair!
- Phoenix Wright: [singing] Okay, you win, you'll start tonight
- Maya Fey: [singing] I knew that you would make it right
- Phoenix and Maya: [singing] For truth and justice, we will fight! / And for you, I will be- /
- [Maya rushes in and hugs Phoenix]
- Phoenix and Maya: ... there
- Maya Fey: Now let's go celebrate with some burgers! Your treat?
- Lotta Hart: You callin' me a liar?
- Phoenix Wright: Well, if the boot fits!
- Lotta Hart: Oh, you're cruisin' for a boot to the head, Spiky...
- Maya Fey: [singing] And with great resolve
- Phoenix Wright: [singing] And great inflection
- Primary Characters: [singing] We'll deflect their misdirections
- All: [singing] And with evidence as our aid / we'll yell, yell, yell, yell, yell... / Objection!