Ed O'Neill credited as playing...
Jay Pritchett
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: You're forgetting all your Spanish. You never practice.
- Manny Delgado: Perdoname, mami. Soy embarazada.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: You just told me that you're pregnant.
- Jay Pritchett: Congratulations. You're glowing.
- Jay Pritchett: Let me tell you something about your prep school buddies. When I was younger, I had a job checking coats at a country club. These smug rich kids used to waltz in there and throw their coats at me like I was nothing. That was before your high-tech fabrics. They weighed a ton.
- [Points at his eyebrow]
- Jay Pritchett: You see that scar?
- Manny Delgado: The one you got in the war?
- Jay Pritchett: That's what I tell people. I caught the scalloped edge of a Burberry duffel coat toggle. Still not sure there isn't a piece in there.
- Jay Pritchett: [Describing Manny's interview] Did you ever see one of those slow-motion movies where they destroy an old casino, and it just implodes? *That*.