Jason Segel credited as playing...
Marshall Eriksen
- Marshall Eriksen: [Marshall tries to convince Lily of accepting the Captain's assignment for her in Rome and she calls him on her speaking only one Italian sentence. subtitles appear while Marshall repeats said sentence] Come on, maybe the only sentence I know is "come on bro, don't Bogart all the Funyuns," but I know in my heart that you understand me anyway. Because no one I know has better understood anyone better than you and I understand each other. Is this trip going to be scary? Yes. Do I like the idea of not knowing the language? Of course not, but I believe we can do this. I love you, Lily. I love you.
- Lily Aldrin: I love you.
- [kisses Marshall]
- Lily Aldrin: So, we're going to Italy!
- Marshall Eriksen: Si!
- Lily Aldrin: [about how Marshall told half-truths about his work life] When you said you were about to get reamed?
- Marshall Eriksen: Oh right that. No, sometimes for fun, we throw reams of paper at each other. Bernard! Not a good time! Read the room!