Jerry Van Dyke credited as playing...
Tag Spence
- Tag Spence: You ever read that book "Tuesdays with Morrie"?
- Mike Heck: No, I don't think I have.
- Tag Spence: Every Tuesday this Morrie fella meets with a former student of his and he tells him his life stories and his wisdom and so on before he dies.
- Mike Heck: Oh God.
- Tag Spence: So, clear your schedule, Mike, 'cause unlike Morrie, I ain't dyin'. I've got loads of time.
- Mike Heck: There's one story in your book that really stayed with me.
- Tag Spence: You mean the one about the bathroom stall in Wichita?
- Mike Heck: No. No, the one where you had to fire your friend, but you said the best way to do it was just look him in the eye and tell him the truth.
- Tag Spence: To be fair, the same thing applies to the stall in Wichita.