- Louis Litt: I need the 411 on the breakup.
- Donna Paulsen: Are we in high school?
- Louis Litt: Life is high school, and I need to know if the prom king and his boy wonder are still an item.
- Donna Paulsen: What high school did you go to?
- Louis Litt: Donna, it's a simple question. Did Mike and Harvey break up break up, or did they take a time-out and, like, say to each other, "Hey, let's see other people and make sure that we're sure?"
- Harvey Specter: Well, let me get this straight. You want my permission to take Mike and force him to be your associate.
- Louis Litt: No, I would never force him to do anything. It has to be consensual. Not like Sally Jones and senior prom.
- Harvey Specter: Wait a second. Did you just admit to a crime?
- Louis Litt: No, a crime was committed upon me.
- Harvey Specter: Okay, I don't want to, but I have to. What crime?
- Louis Litt: My mom felt bad for Sally, so she forced me to take her.
- Harvey Specter: W... what was so bad about her?
- Louis Litt: She had four nipples.
- Harvey Specter: Okay, if that date was so bad...
- [laughs]
- Harvey Specter: I mean, how'd you find that out?
- Mike Ross: What the hell is wrong with you? I said I was sorry, I gave back the office, I helped you with your case, I even blackmailed Jessica. Harvey, I get that you are pissed off at me, but eventually you are going to have to forgive me.
- Harvey Specter: Forgive you for what, making me hire Katrina, getting high on the job your first week, betraying me with Jessica, or for telling Rachel about your secret?
- Mike Ross: You cut me loose. Okay? You fired me. I was at my lowest point. She was there for me. She's still there for me.
- Harvey Specter: Congratulations. I hope you two are happy together.
- Mike Ross: So you're gonna punish me by giving me to Louis? Well, let me tell you something. It failed. I actually like working for Louis. He... he makes me feel like I'm working WITH him, not FOR him.
- Harvey Specter: Well, I'm glad to hear that, because I didn't give you to Louis as punishment. I gave you to Louis because you and I are done.
- Mike Ross: Harvey, I regret what I did, but I'm telling you right now, you're gonna regret this.
- Harvey Specter: Maybe you didn't hear me. I said you and I... We're done.
- Mike Ross: Sorry.
- Rachel Zane: Me too.
- Mike Ross: You were just trying to help me.
- Rachel Zane: Yeah, but I shouldn't have said something I knew would hurt you just to end an argument.
- Mike Ross: I don't want to keep secrets from you.
- Rachel Zane: You don't have to.
- Mike Ross: So Louis asked me.
- Rachel Zane: And what did you say?
- Mike Ross: I told him I needed some time to think about it, and then I came straight here.
- Rachel Zane: So you're really just apologizing because you need my advice.
- Mike Ross: Well, I also want sex.
- Rachel Zane: You can have one or the other.
- Mike Ross: I really don't need any advice.
- Donna Paulsen: Okay, look. You want to be mad at Harvey, fine, but you might as well be mad at me, because I told Mike the same thing.
- Rachel Zane: What?
- Donna Paulsen: I dragged Mike into Harvey's office, and I told him that Harvey was right.
- Rachel Zane: That Mike should lie to me?
- Donna Paulsen: No. I told him that he should get over you.
- Rachel Zane: Was that before or after I came to you and told you that I kissed him and that I called him and told him how I felt?
- Donna Paulsen: It was after.
- Rachel Zane: You told him not to be with me, and then you let me think that he didn't care about me.
- Donna Paulsen: No, I told him what I thought, and then I tried to help you move on because their truth wasn't mine to tell you.
- Rachel Zane: I thought you were my friend.
- Donna Paulsen: I am.
- Rachel Zane: You cared more about protecting Harvey than protecting me.
- Donna Paulsen: Yes, Rachel! That's my job!
- Rachel Zane: I get that everyone's jobs are important. This wasn't about a job for me. It was about having a life, but I guess you wouldn't understand that.
- Mike Ross: As much as I appreciate for once not having to eat my lunch from a hot dog stand, what are we doing here?
- Louis Litt: Can't a man just take out another man in the middle of the day for some steak and some wine and some cheesecake that's gonna knock your socks off?
- Louis Litt: And I would like YOU to know who's working for YOU, 'cause Mike here --he's the best steak YOU'LL ever have.
- Louis Litt: [as Mike nervously readies to enter a mud bath] You know, if you go in with boxers, you're not gonna have them later. You're gonna have to go smokeless.