Tieh-nan (as Bo-lin Chen)
Monster (as Ralf Qiu)
Ching-fen
Su Ying-ying (as Guo Xue Fu)
Face
Mr. Su
Monkey
Old Director
Robert
Tieh Nan's younger brother
Young Tieh-nan
Gangster of Monkey
Gangster of Monkey / Concert Guest
Ms. Pao
Ms. Pao's Son
Young Ying-ying
Line Producer
Fatty
Li Ching-ching
Small Fry
3D Producer
Female Star
Mars Warrior (as Jeffrey Huang)
3D Cameraman
Translator
Deputy Chang
Stunt Double of Face
Kindergarten Teacher
3D Director
Macho
Kid C
Mother
Self
Monster's Wife
Two Knives
Vagrant