Daniel Booko credited as playing...
Curtis
- Officer Lucas White: I wanna race. And I got the pink slip to my car that says I can take all of you.
- Curtis: You think you can just stroll up and race Vince Serento!
- Vin Serento: What are you drivin'?
- Officer Lucas White: A car. With unicorns
- [Surprised reaction from crowd]
- [Vin stops Curtis from pouring motor oil in Lucas' mouth]
- Vin Serento: What are you doing? You're going to kill him.
- [looks at label 'Sundae Syrup']
- Vin Serento: You know how fattening this stuff is!
- Curtis: He's a cop! I saw him snooping around.
- Officer Lucas White: I ain't no cop!
- Curtis: You're wearing a wire!
- [Curtis pulls up Lucas' shirt to reveal a tape recorder and a microphone underneath]
- Curtis: Popo! Roll out!
- Officer Lucas White: Popo?
- Officer Lucas White: You know? Five 'O? Pigs, bacon, barney, the heat, the law, the fuzz, the man?
- Officer Lucas White: No.
- Curtis: The boys in blue. The thin blue line. Johnny law, smokey, gunshoot, flatfoot. Come on man. Haven't you ever seen an episode of CSI or NCIS or Illinois SBU?
- Officer Lucas White: Are they on Netflix?
- Curtis: I'm out of here.
- [the cops arrive]
- Officer Lucas White: Damn, it's the cops! Thanks for the heads up bro.