In IMDb, for some reason the decision was made to favor porn movies cut up in pieces (laughingly categorized as TV episodes when in fact they are not broadcast or cablecast, just merely creatures of the internet). I for my part try to submit them as complete entities, whether DVDs or VODs, while IMDb pretends that a website (e.g., Brazzers or MissaX) is in fact the title of a fictitious TV series.
In this case, IMDb's policy comes to nought, as the Brazzers "scene" alliteratively titled "Stairwell Staredown" is nowhere to be found in the database on its own. I found it in reality as the Bonus Scene on the DVD "Moms in Control 20", even though it is ineligible as a segment of that series.
Its nominal story is a bit of a reach: busty Mellanie Monroe and tattooed Alex Legend (apparently a legend in his own mind, nowhere else) get stuck in an office building's stairwell, accidentally locked out of the floors, due to safety considerations. Alex is carrying a large chair, but otherwise there is no backstory provided to this perhaps porno one-acter from a Samuel Beckett wannabe.
At any rate, stranded there with nothing to do, Monroe does a striptease to literally tease poor Alex. She eventually relents and they f*ck (with POV camerawork) on or near the stairway (they've walked down to the basement level). Punchline is that Mellanie had the keys that unlock the doors on her all along.
"A Wet Rx for Sex" departs from the main format for "Moms in Control" in that there is no mom. Instead Anissa Kate, not usually in this series, plays a gynecologist with Kiki Klout (generally cast in gonzo roles) as her patient. Kiki whispers her sexual problem in Anissa's ear and I couldn't hear it despite replays, but anyway they have a closeup gynecological exam that is an excuse for lesbian sex, including nearly invisible (as shot) squirting.
At this point Dr. Kate ushers in Kiki's boyfriend J-Mac, who digs the lesson and of course they have a threesome. It's basically all-sex, and pointless, especially in the context of this Older/Younger series.
Liv Revamped is technically too old for the role (now in her 30s), but convincingly plays a teenager in "She Can't Suck a Dick", introduced on the phone with a friend complaining how her date last night with Zac Wild flopped because he didn't enjoy her blo-job technique.
Her stepmom Jamie Michelle overhears while making the rounds picking up dirty laundry, and after Liv's left her bedroom she surreptitiously reads her stepdaughter's diary. Looks like a job for mom to teach her youngster how it's done.
When Zac shows up and does teach, with Liv suddenly able to do a deep throat with ease. They all have fun in a 3-way in a scene notable only for casting Jamie, who is relatively fresh compared to porn's set of MILFs who have played stepmoms thousands of times by now.
Very poorly directed, "The Welcumming Committee" makes no sense, and so my brief summary has to rely a bit on my imagination.
Katie Kush is at college and sexy Christie Stevens, is with her, presumably playing the dorm mother (judging by the subsequent action). Van Wylde arrives as a new overage student (in his 30s) who both ladies welcome (individually) him to his new room with exuberant sex.
Van plays the vignette bewildered, just as I was watching it. Eventually they have a threesome, but the tipoff regarding how Brazzers currently considers its content is when early on, Kush is giving him a hand-job as he lies on his back on the bed -cut to a fake cumshot hitting the ceiling. Yes, fans, Brazzers sex is played for slapstick laughs lately.
Brazzers usually comes up with catchy or even creative puns for its vignette titles, but "Horny MILF Attracted to Young Couple Fuc*ing" is as dumb as those vaguely translated titles given to garden variety Japanese porn. This vignette is ridiculous.
It's slapstick, but doesn't belong to this series about moms. Sarah Lace is brought home by her boyfriend Kyle Mason, laughably identified as a teen (at age 35), and they have sex, though Kyle's old dad is home and would disapprove. Meanwhile plus-plus size (think: folds of flesh) Mimi Curvaceous is also there, busily masturbating in the living room.
Meanwhile, Kyle prematurely cums all over Sarah's belly, but it's utterly fake, looking like Hellmann's mayonnaise. She goes to take a shower, with the fake mayo stuck on her belly like some papier-mache cutout (yuck!) and eventually the three of them have sex together.
Both Black actresses here are relatively obscure, but looking them up in IMDb reminded me of how phony Adult industry awards are: both are duly listed with "Award Nominations" but when you examine them it sounds like a bad joke. And I grew up thinking (later KNOWING) that the Golden Globes were phony!
This amounts to a big waste of time for Christie, who is a fine actress and deserves better roles than this truly silly stuff.
There are two schools of thought in faux-incest casting: have the talent look like real relations, to gratify the whole point of incest cinema, or go the opposite route: they're not blood relations, so they shouldn't resemble each other at all. The latter approach is safest, since one doesn't want to be censored, and that's what Brazzers went for in "The Devil Wears Nada".
That punning title is the only creativity on display here. Lulu Chu brings home her new boyfriend Oliver Davis to meet her stepmom Alexis Fawx, and it's confusing what's going on -it maybe that Alexis has setup a home office with "OFFICE" on a sign above its door, or we just are suffering through careless design work/decoration, as the "lobby" looks like a living room and where Aleis sits at her desk looks like a room at home.
She plays a meanie and has Lulu send in Oliver. He's taken aback because Alexis is sitting at her computer buck naked, except she's wearing glasses, hence the "nada" of the title. She immediately bosses him around and we have dom/sub sex. Lulu joins in later and there's quite a bit of camera lingering on Alexis cum-swapping afterward, reminding me of a mother animal in the wild licking its young as a sort of sponge bath.
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