Dulé Hill credited as playing...
Burton Guster
- Shawn Spencer: Hey Wood.
- Coroner Woody Strode: Hey Shawn. We keeping the police out of this?
- Shawn Spencer: Just for a little bit.
- Coroner Woody Strode: The victim's name is Chris Cheramie he was killed by 9 MnMs.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: That's impossible.
- Coroner Woody Strode: Your right that seems low. 9mm gun.
- Shawn Spencer, Burton 'Gus' Guster: Oh.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: I found myself, and not at a 9 to 5, but with my closest friend, solving crimes, living life to the fullest, and if we have to do it a little further up the coast, then that's what we'll have to do, so be it.
- Shawn Spencer: [Cornered and confronted by the killer] All right look. There's something I desperately need to admit to my best friend, before you blow us away. Is that okay with you?
- Ian Collins: Not really.
- Shawn Spencer: Gus listen. I stole a whole bunch of this spiced flax seed from your office kitchen.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: What?
- Shawn Spencer: It's delicious. I can't stop putting it in my mouth. I'm ashamed. I'm sorry.
- Ian Collins: All right, your conscience clear?
- Shawn Spencer: Yes, now it is. Thank you for that.
- Ian Collins: Sure.
- Shawn Spencer: [Throws flax seed in Ian Collin's face. Collin grunts.] Run!
- [as Shawn and Gus are running away]
- Shawn Spencer: Did you see that Gus? He fell for the old flax seed in the eye bit.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Shawn, we need to get out of here.