Nate Parker credited as playing...
- Noni: What we had was perfect right?
- Kaz: We started on a lie. So it could never be perfect.
- Kaz: Truth is the only safe ground to stand upon.
- Kaz: [to Noni] I see you.
- Kaz: So, what's it like? Being on a stage, all those people feeling you?
- Noni: It's a crazy high. Better than any drug.
- [pause]
- Noni: So, what's it like for you?
- Kaz: What?
- Noni: Saving someone's life.
- Kaz: Crazy high. Better than any drug.
- Noni: So, Officer, what are you gonna do with your fifteen minutes?
- Kaz: Excuse me?
- Noni: Of fame. I bet you're gonna pull in a lot of chicks with this whole sexy, hero cop thing.
- Kaz: Don't do that. Two hours ago you were trying to drop twelve floors.
- Noni: And you were screaming, "I see you!" So... just what do you see?
- Kaz: Nothing.
- Noni: I know you're not gonna call that reporter.
- Kaz: Why not?
- Noni: 'coz...
- Kaz: 'coz?
- Noni: [walks up to Kaz and kisses him] 'coz I see you too.
- Noni: I broke up with him.
- Kaz: I didn't ask you to.
- Noni: I didn't need your permission.
- Kaz: Just your label's.
- Noni: You... got on a plane!
- Kaz: Yeah, well, it wasn't quite as memorable as my first time, but they gave me snacks.
- Macy Jean: [after Kaz points out that he saved her daughter's life] You're a cop. That's sort of your job.
- Kaz: What about YOUR job? I mean, I know if I had a daughter, especially one as amazing as that one, I'd get her some help.
- Captain Nicol: [scolding his son for punching Kid Culprit on national TV] You're feelin' your Wheaties cause you're banging a Superstar?
- Kaz: I was defending her.
- Captain Nicol: You threw the first punch, that ain't self defense. That...
- Kaz: [cutting his father off] I didn't SAY it was self defense. I said I was defending HER!
- Kaz: [reacting to Noni, er, seeing to it that he REALLY enjoys his first plane ride] Oh, shit. I think I love you. Wait, no.
- [Noni chuckles]
- Noni: Later, Kazaam.
- Kaz: Later, Noni Jean.
- Kaz: Better for me might not... have anything to do with my career.
- Captain Nicol: Are you saying, you don't wanna be a bitter, heartbroken man?
- Kaz: [chuckles] Don't you mean *old*, bitter, heartbroken man?
- Kaz: Why me, hmm? I mean you- you could have ANYONE.
- Noni: I want YOU.
- Noni: [flirtatiously] You can't say no to me!
- Kaz: Try me.
- Noni: Kiss me.
- Kaz: No.
- [Kisses her]
- Kaz: [to a group of pastors whose support he's trying to win] What I mean to say is, progress rarely comes from those who are content and secure. It comes from those who are unsettled by what they've seen.
- Kaz: [in response to some of the risque lyrics in Noni's song C'mon Boy] Put your face WHERE?
- Noni: [chuckling in embarrassment] I didn't write it, okay?