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Mark Shaw
- Mark Shaw: Women will tell you they want smart. They want a gentleman, someone who's going to make them laugh. But I'm here to tell you that I've never met a woman who walked away from a Ferrari. Thank you, sweetheart. And by the way, to all you losers out there living in your parents' basement, get the hell off my channel, 'cause I'm not Tony Robbins and I'm not trying to save your sorry ass. No, I'm talking to all my hard-core womanizing warriors out there.
- Mark Shaw: Rule number five: don't take out student loans you can't afford to get college degrees that don't matter for jobs that don't exist. Besides, what do you put all that hard work for in to begin with? To increase your chances of getting prime ass.