Candice King credited as playing...
Caroline Forbes
- Caroline Forbes: [arriving] Okay, so Bonnie took Jeremy to go visit her mom, and neither of them have talked to Elena.
- Damon Salvatore: Who invited you? Scram.
- Stefan Salvatore: I invited her. Caroline agreed to help you get Elena back.
- Damon Salvatore: You? You hate me. You once told me that calling me Satan was an insult to Satan.
- Caroline Forbes: [smiles] Well, nobody's perfect.
- Damon Salvatore: Mm-hmm. So this is what it's come to? You brought me love advice from Prudy Trudy?
- Caroline Forbes: [defensively] I can be unpredictable, and incredibly reckless.
- Damon Salvatore: What's going on here? Are you guys babysitting me?
- Stefan Salvatore: [on phone] You know Damon was trying to be all noble and broke up with Elena?
- Caroline Forbes: Of course.
- [smiles]
- Caroline Forbes: There was champagne.
- Stefan Salvatore: Yeah. Well, I kind of convinced him he was an idiot.
- Caroline Forbes: [dismayed] You what?
- Stefan Salvatore: And now he's in a bit of a mood, and something tells me he's been trying to get a hold of Elena, but she hasn't been returning his phone calls.
- Caroline Forbes: Look, I would love to help, if I thought he was actually good for her, but I don't.
- [shakes her head]
- Stefan Salvatore: Caroline, how would you like to be judged solely based on who you're attracted to? Come on.
- Caroline Forbes: Why? Do you know something?
- [eyes darting about]
- Stefan Salvatore: Why? Should I know something?
- Caroline Forbes: I just mean, are you sure that this is what you really want? You know, Elena and Damon, or Damon and Elena, or... I know that there's a nickname in there somewhere.
- Stefan Salvatore: Listen, I actually think that Elena is good for Damon. She makes him happy. And we all know that when Damon is happy...
- Caroline Forbes: He's not out there killing people. Which I guess is a plus for mankind.
- Stefan Salvatore: Exactly.
- Caroline Forbes: But even if I wanted to help, she's not here. I thought she was with you.
- Stefan Salvatore: She told me she was staying at Whitmore.
- Caroline Forbes: Okay, that's weird, um...
- [looks around]
- Caroline Forbes: Well, where the hell is she?
- Caroline Forbes: [even cleaning out fireplace] I'm stress-cleaning. I'm stressing, so I'm cleaning. Boy trouble. Not that you care.