Olivia Munn credited as playing...
Sloan Sabbith
- Sloan Sabbith: You know how there are tall women who don't mind dating shorter guys? I don't mind that you're dumb. And, Don, I mean that.
- Reese Lansing: I know everyone on this floor thinks I'm an asshole. But, I run a good company. And that's all I've ever wanted to do. Run a good company that makes good products. And we may have a political difference on this, but I take a lot of pride in being a job creator.
- Sloan Sabbith: Okay.
- Reese Lansing: You really want to argue the indisputable fact that I cut paychecks to 141,000 people?
- Sloan Sabbith: Our difference of opinion isn't political; it's religious. I'm an economist and in my church it's your customers who are the job creators. And no one here thinks you're an asshole.
- Reese Lansing: Really?
- Don Keefer: [Just entering the room] I do.
- Sloan Sabbith: I like puzzles.
- Don Keefer: No. you don't.
- Sloan Sabbith: I *love* puzzles.
- Don Keefer: You literally talk back to the New York Times crossword. You yell at it.
- Sloan Sabbith: [Giving him a knowing look] Can I tell you something about the New York Times crossword? Very often they put the wrong number of boxes in to house the correct word.
- Don Keefer: [Smiling indulgently] Yeah.
- Sloan Sabbith: [Referring to a woman she had breakfast with] She tried to give me a message in a bottle.
- Don Keefer: What was it?
- Sloan Sabbith: Merrill's media buyer is gonna lose his job because he's been having an affair with his 24 year old assistant who used to be a circus performer.
- Don Keefer: [Faraway look in his eyes] Ahhhh...
- [Sloane looks at him]
- Don Keefer: That was an involuntary response you'd get from any man who pictures a circus girl...