Jonathan Banks credited as playing...
Professor Buzz Hickey
- [first lines]
- Annie Edison: It's settled. The urinals in the women's restroom will be turned into planters. Onto chores. We need some able bodies to clear out a space in the east hall storage room.
- Jeff Winger: I'll do it.
- Britta Perry: Really?
- Jeff Winger: Yeah, Annie always goes from the easiest chores to the hardest.
- Shirley Bennett: That's true, isn't it? I'll do it too.
- Professor Hickey: Me too.
- Annie Edison: Okay, that concludes this meeting.
- Shirley Bennett: Oh!
- Jeff Winger: Aw, man!
- Annie Edison: Nobody picks up on my patterns. What am I gonna say next? Graham cracker! You didn't know.
- Jeff Winger: Hey, it's the 'aww' couple!
- [Abed and Rachel come in]
- Annie Edison, Britta Perry, Shirley Bennett: Aww.
- Shirley Bennett: We've been through some stuff. But we learned something.
- Professor Hickey: No, we didn't.
- Shirley Bennett: We learned that sometimes there's no lesson.
- Jeff Winger: How is that learning?
- Jeff Winger: Let's just calm down and have a slow, pleasant chat about possibilities.
- Shirley Bennett: What kind?
- Jeff Winger: All kinds. Anything is possible. We might one day have hover cars. Kale might be poisonous. And we might not have to get the Dean involved here.
- Shirley Bennett: Jeffrey, these are stolen!
- Jeff Winger: From who? By who? How long ago?
- Professor Buzz Hickey: It's "from whom," "by whom." But he nailed the third question.