- Dr. Max Bankman: I'm really sorry I couldn't do more.
- Barbie: A lot of doctors won't even see patients like us. You saw him. That was enough.
- Ken: You know, plenty of people are fascinated by me, but most of them aren't usually this... kind.
- Dr. Max Bankman: I don't think I've ever met anyone as authentically themselves as you. And I think that's very cool.
- Dr. Max Bankman: It's him. The Real Ken Doll.
- Tristan Silva: The who?
- Dr. Max Bankman: The man who has made himself look like Ken. He has a reality show with Barbie and Skipper and Allen, the whole gang. They've devoted their entire lives to looking like their characters. Cap, come on. The Real Ken Doll.
- Captain Robert Massey: I know not this Real Ken Doll.
- Avery Morgan: Sometimes we can give them the world. Other times, best we can give them is their nose in a box.
- Dr. Max Bankman: When I was in the hospital, there were weeks and weeks and weeks where the only human contact that I had was through this little window, waving. So... watching Ken on TV, watching the whole gang on TV, you were the closest thing that I had to friends. I used to talk to you guys, you know, like we were all in the room hanging out together. I know that sounds a little crazy, but ...
- Barbie: Not at all. It's what a doll is for, to be a friend when there's no one else.
- Allan: Ken was living proof. Nobody's born a hero. We make ourselves into the hero that we need.
- Captain Robert Massey: What is happening?
- Lenore Laurent: As you can see, this person is dressed as a gondolier.
- Dr. Max Bankman: You know, in my experience, people do change. They can. But it's rarely when you expect it, or when you want it, or when you need it.
- Captain Robert Massey: We've constructed a paradise here, but never forget, that's all it is: construction. An illusion. The world is still the world, and all we can do is sail on.
- Tristan Silva: Sir, may I ask you a question, and please, take it in the spirit in which it's intended, but are you fluid?
- Dr. Max Bankman: No, I'm obsessed. You could call me a fan. I just think he's very inspiring.
- Tristan Silva: Malala is inspiring. That's a man dressed as a plastic toy.
- Dr. Max Bankman: No, he *is* the plastic toy.
- Ken: You see the people in people. You can't help it. You don't know actually how rare a quality that is.
- Avery Morgan: Miss Lenore has a huge lady boner for the captain.
- Captain Robert Massey: She does *not* have a... whatever you said.
- Avery Morgan: How you holding up?
- Dr. Max Bankman: Well, in the last week, I have lost a patient and diagnosed another with a terminal illness. So, I'm a little depressed at the moment.
- Dr. Max Bankman: I watch your TV show, obviously, and I was always fascinated by how you describe yourself as an artist who has just fully put himself into his work.
- Ken: My mom's motto was you can be whatever you want to be, and I took that quite literally, obviously. What about you? What would you be if you could literally be anything?
- Dr. Max Bankman: When I was a kid, I wanted to be a Chesapeake Bay Retriever.
- Ken: There are communities for that.
- [both laugh]
- Tristan Silva: Lotta of new faces this year.
- Avery Morgan: That joke was old the first time you told it.
- Captain Robert Massey: Oh, lordy, a lot of new everything.
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