Dan Harmon credited as playing...
Birdperson
- Rick: When's the last time you go laid, 'pers?
- Birdperson: It has been a... challenging mating season for Birdperson.
- Birdperson: May I assist you with that?
- Morty: Uh sure, yeah, thanks.
- Birdperson: Morty, do you know what "wubba lubba dub dub" means?
- Morty: Uh, that's just Rick's stupid nonsense catchphrase.
- Birdperson: It's not nonsense at all. In my people's tongue it means, "I am in great pain, please help me."
- Morty: Well, I got news for you. He's saying it ironically.
- Birdperson: No, Morty, your grandfather is indeed in very deep pain. That is why he must numb himself.
- Morty: Come on, uh...
- Birdperson: Birdperson.
- Morty: Come on, Birdperson. Rick's not that complicated. He's just a huge asshole.
- Birdperson: Then why do you care so much if you are no longer allowed to continue on your adventures together? It appears fate has presented you with an opportunity to free yourself of Rick forever.
- Morty: You know what? You're right. I shouldn't even care. This is probably the best thing that could have happened to me. I'm sick of having adventures with Rick.
- Birdperson: My people have another saying, "gubba nub nub doo rah kah." It means, "whatever lets you sleep at night."
- Summer Smith: [notification sound on her phone] Guys, mom and dad are right around the corner.
- Birdperson: This is your moment Morty, choose wisely. Tammy!
- [Tammy hops on Birdperson and takes off]