Jason Segel credited as playing...
Jimmy
- Liz: I wish Gaby was here, but thanks to Jimmy's sad and selfish penis, she's once again not coming.
- Jimmy: My penis is neither of those things. It's optimistic and it always puts others first.
- Brian: So, your penis is like Elmo?
- Jimmy: Same color. Much deeper voice, thought.
- [In a deep voice]
- Jimmy: "Tickle me. Tickle me."
- Liz: Stop. No, stop. Stop that.
- Jimmy: My dick sounds like André the Giant. "Hello, lady. Anybody want a penis?"
- Paul: Think of me as... Santa, and Jimmy as...
- Jimmy: Do not make me an elf, Paul. I'm so much bigger than you.
- Paul: You can be a reindeer. Not the fancy one with the red nose, but one of the randos in the back, like Fluffer.
- Jimmy: Fluffer's not a reindeer, Paul. Fluffer and reindeer are such different jobs.