Martin Starr credited as playing...
Bertram Gilfoyle
- Dinesh: Hey, Jared, you know who else is Canadian? Justin Bieber, the Hitler of music.
- Gilfoyle: Do you have a problem with me being Canadian?
- Dinesh: I do, actually. Do you have any idea how long it took me to become a citizen?
- Gilfoyle: Did it take you a long time? I'm glad I didn't do it then.
- Dinesh: Typical lazy immigrant. These people think they can just walk into this country
- Gilfoyle: did just walk into this country. My car broke down on the ambassador bridge. It took me an extra 15 minutes to get across the border. Major hassle.
- Jared: ...You know, Hitler actually played the bassoon. So, technically, Hitler was the Hitler of music.
- Jared: [Trying to come up with a new company name] All right, what about Smaller, spelled "S-M-L-L-R"? You know, because we make things smaller, and this would be like a smaller version of the word "smaller".
- Gilfoyle: It looks like "Smeller".
- Jared: Ok. What if we spell it "S-M-L-R"? Because that's an even smaller version of the word smaller.
- Dinesh: Then it looks like "Smiler".
- Gilfoyle: We're not gonna kick the shit out of "Nucleus" with "Smiler.
- Erlich Bachman: Where's Richard? Why isn't he in here for this?
- Dinesh: I think he was out back, wishing he'd taken the ten million dollars.
- Gilfoyle: No, I just saw him in his room, wishing he had taken the ten million dollars.