Sacha Baron Cohen credited as playing...
Nobby
- Sebastian Graves: Nobby, meet the head of the biggest crime syndicate in the world.
- Nobby: What, she runs FIFA?
- Nobby: She's gonna release this deadly virus, and it's gonna kill poor people like us, because she thinks that we are scum.
- Paedo Pete: Bloody hell, Nobby, we are scum.
- Nobby: Well, you are, Pete. You're a registered sex offender. That's not a compliment.
- Sebastian Graves: Are you okay?
- Nobby: [puffing on two cigarettes] No, I'm not okay. I just did an entirely white poo.
- Nobby: And this here is Luke. We call him that because he's got leukemia.
- Sebastian Graves: I'm so sorry.
- Nobby: He doesn't really. We just shave his head so we can claim the welfare for it.
- Sebastian Graves: What?
- Nobby: You know what? You're looking at a potential gold mine up there. This tragedy can turn into 65 pound 40 a week.
- Joris Smit: Did you really think I'd let you sleep with my wife, Mr. Graves?
- Nobby: No. But then again, I never thought that she'd chop up me poo with a coat hanger.
- Sebastian Graves: Either you suck, or I die.
- Nobby: Hmm, what would you like written on your gravestone then?
- Nobby: Ooh, heroin that's a gateway drug that.
- Sebastian Graves: Gateway? A gateway to what?
- Nobby: More heroin.