Jessica Walter credited as playing...
Malory Archer
- Malory Archer: [to Cheryl] Will you please cover yourself?
- Cheryl Tunt: With what? I don't have any
- [aerosol can spraying is heard; Cheryl's breasts are revealed to be covered]
- Cheryl Tunt: there; happy?
- Malory Archer: No, I didn't mean with whipped cream!
- Pam Poovey: It's actually whipped cocaine, so
- Malory Archer: [Malory groans] That explains where some of it went.
- Cheryl Tunt: Ummm, and the tingling numbness of my nipples.
- Malory Archer: And why are you dressed like the whore the rest of the trailer park finally decided they had to stone to death?
- Cheryl Tunt: Duh! We were shooting my album cover.
- Doctor Krieger: [Scene shifts to flashback of cover shoot] Yes. Good. Yes. That is perfect.
- Pam Poovey: Perfect for what? C'mon, it's an album cover, not a... Amish Bible.
- [squirts whipped cocaine into her mouth]
- Pam Poovey: You gotta sex that shit up sexy.
- Doctor Krieger: Ummm
- Cheryl Tunt: I think it's pretty sexy.
- Pam Poovey: You think that's sexy? With the rocket pops outside of you?
- Cheryl Tunt: I mean...
- Doctor Krieger: But if she eats them, we lose the whole red, white, and... . oookay.
- Pam Poovey: Yeah - not talkin' about eatin' 'em.
- Cheryl Tunt: Wait, what are you You want me to put a rocket pop in my vagina?
- Pam Poovey: Well, for starters, but let's not rule anything out, ya know. Let's kinda see where that leads. We've got a shit-load of film.
- Doctor Krieger: [Looking at the camera he's holding] I'm supposed to have film in this?
- Malory Archer: Woodhouse, dear, I need some more ice.
- Woodhouse: Straightaway, mum.
- Malory Archer: Oh, and a small bowl, a mirror, a needle and thread, and a straight razor.
- [crushes the drink glass she was holding]
- Sterling Archer: Oh, whoa.
- Lana Kane: You're not emasculating Krieger.
- Doctor Krieger: What the hell was the mirror for?
- Malory Archer: So you could watch.