Josh Radnor credited as playing...
Ted Mosby
- Marshall Eriksen: What, so this is gonna be, like, a thing now?
- Barney Stinson: Yeah, It's gonna be a thing now, Narshall. Right? Narshall.
- Ted Mosby: Dude, settle down, Swarley.
- Marshall Eriksen: Yeah. Yeah, Swarlize Theron, take it easy.
- Barney Stinson: Man, this was supposed to be my special day.
- Ted Mosby: It's funny. In a moment like that, when what's really happening is too intense to deal with, sometimes it's best...
- The Mother: ...To leave it unspoken and just enjoy each others company instead.
- The Mother: Wow! You know every one of my stories.
- Ted Mosby: ...And you know every one of mine. I guess it's offical: we're an old married couple.
- The Mother: Nice!
- Ted Mosby: We did it!
- Barney Stinson: I need you to help me pick the suit I'm gonna wear when I walk down the aisle.
- Ted Mosby: Ok, Robin walks down the aisle, you wait at the end of it.
- Barney Stinson: Ok, then the suit I'll be wearing when they all stand as I enter the chapel.
- Ted Mosby: That's also her.
- Barney Stinson: Really? Man the fellas' sure do get boned in the whole wedding thing don't they?
- Lily Aldrin: Ted's leaving for Chicag...
- Ted Mosby: [pointing at Barney] Wait, you already know.
- Ted Mosby: [pointing at Robin] You already know.
- Ted Mosby: [pointing at Marshall] You're married to Lily, which means...
- Marshall Eriksen: She pocket-texted me while you were telling her.