Patricia Heaton credited as playing...
Frankie Heck
- Frankie Heck: Listen, this week's a little crazy, so Tuesday I'm gonna need you to pick Sue up from work.
- Mike Heck: Got it. Where's that again?
- Frankie Heck: Seriously, Mike? You don't know where your daughter works? I think that's sad.
- Mike Heck: I think you're sad.
- Frankie Heck: Well, we're all sad, that's a given. So where does your daughter work?
- Mike Heck: I know it's potatoes, Frankie. We've been eating her funky potato rejects for weeks. I just don't know where it is.
- Frankie Heck: Damn it! I let you stay up late to watch the finale of "Shark Tank" after you promised me you would wake up early.
- Mike Heck: I can't believe it. Even your dad has plans. He's trying to find out which pill makes him dizzy.
- Sue Heck: I'll go!
- Frankie Heck: What about that guy at the gas station? You guys chat.
- Mike Heck: That's a woman, and we're not close. I guess I'm down to asking Brick. Who am I kidding? He's not gonna want to go.
- Sue Heck: I'll go!
- Mike Heck: Go where?
- Sue Heck: To the game.
- Frankie Heck: There you go. Take Sue. Where's my stupid coat?
- Mike Heck: Uh, are you sure you want to go? These are floor seats, Sue, against Michigan. You gotta really watch the game.
- Sue Heck: I will. I promise!
- Mike Heck: Okay, fine, but from now on, speak up. I was this close to going with Tag.
- Mike Heck: You took Sue to the Ice Capades, and never thought about asking Axl.
- Frankie Heck: Oh, yeah. Like I'm going to get Axl to put on pants to watch princesses skate on ice.
- Mike Heck: You don't know. He might have loved it. Could have taken up skating, become a gold medalist, bought us a house.
- Frankie Heck: No, no. Don't try to turn this on me. Face it, you don't have a leg to stand on.
- Mike Heck: Oh, I got legs - two of them, just like Axl - that might have been perfect for ice skating. Only we'll never know 'cause you took Sue to Ice Capades.
- Frankie Heck: Hey, I still do stuff with Axl. When is the last time you did anything like that with Sue?
- Mike Heck: Hey, I spend time with Sue. I watched her play volleyball, Frankie. Got her checked out at the emergency room.
- Frankie Heck: I'm jut saying, you don't know where she works. You have no idea what JP-LA is.
- Mike Heck: Nobody does.