Elaine (Segment - "Shush Mummy")
Dr. Amitabh Brundle (Segments - Cellephone Parts 1, 2 & 3")
Phone Girl (Segment "Hammer Time")
Chav Girl (Segment - "Scalped")
Baseball Furies (Segment - "Franco Furies")
Shocked Man (Segment - "James 'Lizard Man' Moran")
Charles
Self (Segment - "Lucy Clements is Angry")
Man with the Melting Hand (Segment - "James 'Lizard Man' Moran")
'Bah' Guy (Segments - "Smashed" & "Ninja")
Usher / Animal (Segment "Hammer Time")
Mummy (Segment - "Shush Mummy")
Lady with a Pen (Segment "Dickhead")
Angry Man / Ninja (Segments - "Smashed" & "Ninja")
Woman (Segment - "Scalped")
Franco Begbie (Segment - "Franco Furies")
The Manager (Segment "Hammer Time")
Impolite Phone Man (Segment - "Norman J. Warren & The Ghost")
James 'Lizard Man' Moran (Segment - "James 'Lizard Man' Moran")
Detached Head Man (Segment - "Lucy Clements is Angry")
Mobile Wanker (Segment - "Ian Rattray")
Robby Jnr (Segment - "Shush Mummy")
Dickhead (Segment "Dickhead")
Self (Segment - "Ian Rattray")
Robby (Segment - "Shush Mummy")
Ghost (Segment - "Norman J. Warren & The Ghost") (as Xiaoxiao Sun)
Boyfriend (Segment - "Scalped")
Phone User (Segment - "Facetime")
Polite Phone Man (Segment - "Norman J. Warren & The Ghost")
Mae Freudstein (Segments - Cellephone Parts 1, 2 & 3")
Chav Man (Segment - "Scalped")
Ghost (Segment - "Facetime")