Matthew Fox credited as playing...
Patrick
- Patrick: [as Patrick] How you doing, John Doe?
- Patrick: [as John Doe] I'm doing good, Patrick, really good.
- Patrick: [as Patrick] And so tell me, John, are you happy?
- Patrick: [as John Doe] Of course, Patrick, why wouldn't I be?
- Patrick: [as Patrick] Well, maybe because you haven't talked to anybody for nine years.
- Patrick: [as Patrick] Besides your stupid dog.
- Lu: What about geography? Did you know about geography? Let's see. In what country is the Great Wall of China?
- Patrick: [acting] Oh, gosh. Uh, Mexico.
- Lu: Nope. China. And do you know what language they speak there?
- Patrick: [pretending to think] Uh... Chinese.
- Lu: Very good. And do you know what the population is?
- Patrick: Right now?
- [Jack snorts, Patrick chuckles in response and the two begin to laugh]
- Lu: [confused] What is it? What's so funny? Why are you laughing?
- [Patrick and John are laughing harder]
- Patrick: Oh, shit.
- Lu: Dad, he said a swear word! If you swear, people will think badly of you! Right, Dad?
- Jack: [laughing] I know. I know.
- Patrick: They will. It's pretty important what people think about us right now.
- [laughs]
- Jack: Yeah. Well, especially the Chinese! Goddamn Chine...
- [the two men lose themselves in hysterical laughter]