Beck Bennett credited as playing...
Lance
- Lance: [going over the song list given to Ash by Buster Moon] Man, these are like the cheesiest songs of all time!
- Ash: I know right? I mean, I was thinking of writing my own song instead.
- Lance: Wait, what? Your own song?
- Ash: Well... Yeah.
- Lance: Look, if you wanna win that money... Just do what the koala says.
- Ash: Why, you think I can't write my own song?
- Lance: Hey, I'm just saying. Not everyone can write songs, okay? I may make it look easy, babes, but no it's not!
- Buster Moon: And which one of you is the girl?
- Ash: [deadpan] Ha, ha. Very funny.
- Buster Moon: Loud and horrible, but shows promise. Welcome to the show.
- Lance: Heh, cool. I guess we could hang.
- Buster Moon: No, no. I just want her, not you.
- Ash, Lance: What?
- Buster Moon: All right, the rest of the group acts, thank you so much.
- [the animals sighs]
- Buster Moon: Oh, don't feel bad, folks. There'll be a 10% discount on tickets for everyone!
- Lance: Psh. Let's get outta here, Ash. Ash?
- Ash: Uh, yeah. Yeah, let's go.
- Lance: [singing and strumming his guitar] I won't sell out for nobody, won't follow no fool.
- Ash: Would you stop? I'd only be doing it for us.
- Lance: [chuckles] Oh, really?
- Ash: Yes, really. If I won that money, we could build our own recording studio, start our own label. I mean, the whole world would get to hear your songs.
- Lance: [singing] I'm not listening to my girlfriend.
- [Ash groans]
- Lance: Cuz she just wants to sell out.