Björn Gustafsson credited as playing...
Private Lahmstache
- Colonel Reichstache: Your mustache looks like shit. You have to get rid of it.
- Private Lahmstache: Get rid of it?
- Colonel Reichstache: Yes. It looks ridiculous.
- Private Lahmstache: My mustache? But it is an Arian mustache.
- Colonel Reichstache: No, this is an Arian mustache. Yours looks like pubes from a dog hooker. A hooker dog.
- Private Lahmstache: Funny you should say that. You look like you fell into a hairy ass with glue stuck on your lip.
- Colonel Reichstache: This is an Arian mustache. I'm embarrassed for you. You look ridiculous.
- Private Lahmstache: This is an Arian mustache. This is mine. This is a good looking mustache.
- Colonel Reichstache: Are you going to cry now?
- Private Lahmstache: This is...
- Colonel Reichstache: Cry home to your mommy. Are you a little cry baby?
- Private Lahmstache: Your mustache...
- [wipes tears]
- Colonel Reichstache: Sorry, but you have to get rid of it. It looks ridiculous.
- [Private Lahmstache notices that the tank is missing]
- Private Lahmstache: Where did the tank go?
- [Kung Fury holds the tank upward from the barrel and squashes the two Nazi soldiers with it]
- Kung Fury: Tank you.