Melissa Rauch credited as playing...
Bernadette Rostenkowski
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Are you all right?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: It's Valentines Day, and my boyfriend is hanging out with some weirdo. How do you think I feel?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: To be fair, they're both weirdos.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: You sure you guys don't want to come with us to Napa. You can probably still get a room.
- Penny: No. I think we'll just have a quiet weekend at home.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Of course I'm not sure it's a great idea to take Penny where wine comes from. What? It's a joke. Oh, come on. We bust on each other. I wear dorky glasses and you might have a problem. It's all for laughs.
- Penny: That would really piss me off if I didn't have a buzz going on.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Why do I even try?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: I'm going to fix this right now.
- Howard Wolowitz: OK. Just make it look light an accident.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Excuse me. You at a Valentine's dinner with your girlfriend. Now get back over there and be with her.
- Sheldon Cooper: You're right. That was insensitive of me. I have to got back to my table now. You should join us.
- Eric: All right.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Great. Now there's two of them.