Florence Pugh credited as playing...
Yelena Belova
- Natasha Romanoff: Here's what's going to happen.
- Melina Vostokoff: Natasha, don't slouch!
- Natasha Romanoff: I'm not slouching!
- Melina Vostokoff: You're going to get a back hunch.
- Alexei Shostakov: Listen to your mother.
- Natasha Romanoff: Oh my God, this...
- Alexei Shostakov: Up, up!
- Natasha Romanoff: All right, enough! All of you!
- Yelena Belova: I didn't say anything, that's not fair!
- Alexei Shostakov: Why the aggression, huh? Is it your time of the month?
- Yelena Belova: I don't get my period, dipshit. I don't have a uterus.
- Natasha Romanoff: Or ovaries.
- Yelena Belova: That's what happens when the Red Room gives you an involuntarily hysterectomy. They kinda just go in and rip out all your reproductive organs. They just get right in there and chop them all away. So you can't have babies.
- Alexei Shostakov: OK, OK, you don't have to get so clinical and nasty!
- Yelena Belova: I was just going to talk about fallopian tubes...
- Yelena Belova: Why do you always do that thing?
- Natasha Romanoff: What thing?
- Yelena Belova: That thing you do when you're fighting. The... like... the thing you do...
- Yelena Belova: [gets down to the floor to strike a pose and whips her head back and forth]
- Yelena Belova: When you whip your hair when you're fighting and you do like a fighting pose. It's a fighting pose. You're a total poser.
- Natasha Romanoff: I'm not a poser.
- Yelena Belova: Ha ha! I mean they are great poses but it does look like you think everyone's looking at you, like all the time.
- Natasha Romanoff: All that time that I spent posing, I was actually trying to do something good. To make up for all the pain and suffering that we caused. Trying to be more than just a trained killer.
- Yelena Belova: Well, then you were fooling yourself. Because pain and suffering is every day and we are both still a trained killer. Except I'm not the one who's on the cover of a magazine. I'm not the killer little girls call their hero.
- Yelena Belova: Okay, you got a plan, or shall I just stay, duck, and cover?
- Natasha Romanoff: My plan was to drive us away!
- Yelena Belova: It's a shit plan.
- Yelena Belova: You were my real mother. The closest thing I ever had to one. The best part of my life was fake. And none of you told me.
- Yelena Belova: [to Natasha] I've never had control over my own life before, and now I do. I want to do things.
- Yelena Belova: [to Natasha] Pain and suffering is every day and we are both still a trained killer. Except I'm not the one that's on the cover of a magazine.
- Natasha Romanoff: I'm just finding it hard to believe he could stay off my radar.
- Yelena Belova: Well it's not smart to attack an Avenger if you want to stay hidden. I mean the clue is in the name. Dreykov kills you and one of the big ones comes to avenge you.
- Natasha Romanoff: Wait, what are the big ones?
- Yelena Belova: Well I doubt that the god from space has to take an ibuprofen after a fight.
- Natasha Romanoff: You can't just steal a guy's car.
- Yelena Belova: So you want me to chase him down and un-steal it?
- Alexei Shostakov: Never family, huh? In my heart, I am simple man. And I think that for a couple deep undercover Russian agents I think we did pretty great as parents, huh?
- Melina Vostokoff: Yes, we had our orders, and we played our roles to perfection.
- Natasha Romanoff: Who cares? That wasn't real.
- Yelena Belova: What?
- Natasha Romanoff: That wasn't real. Who cares?
- Yelena Belova: Don't say that. Please don't say that. It was real. It was real to me. You are my mother. You were my real mother. The closest thing I ever had to one. The best part of my life was fake. And none of you told me.
- Yelena Belova: You know, this is the first piece of clothing I've ever bought for myself.
- Natasha Romanoff: That?
- Yelena Belova: Yeah. You don't like it?
- Natasha Romanoff: Is that like a... Is it army surplus, or...
- Yelena Belova: Okay, it has a lot of pockets. But I use them all the time, and I made some of my own modifications.
- Natasha Romanoff: Oh, yeah? Whatever.
- Yelena Belova: Shut up. The point is, I've never... I've never had control over my own life before, and now I do. I want to do things.
- Natasha Romanoff: I like your vest.
- Yelena Belova: I knew it. I knew you did. It's so cool, right?
- Natasha Romanoff: It's good. Yes. I like it.
- Yelena Belova: And you can put so much stuff in there. You wouldn't even know.
- Melina Vostokoff: Yelena, slight change of plan. I completely demolished one of the engines and we are going into a controlled crash.
- Yelena Belova: Fantastic.
- Alexei Shostakov: So, there I am ice fishing with my father. It's very cold day in this little ice shed. Cold even for Russia, you know? Keep the vodka by the fire, my father would say to me.
- Yelena Belova: Please stop talking.
- Alexei Shostakov: Please wait. Please wait.
- Yelena Belova: Please, no. Please, I don't want to talk.
- Alexei Shostakov: Please. Please. There is a reason why I'm telling you this, okay? Trust me. I am reaching for fish. Oh! I lose balance. Ah! Splash! My hands go in the river. In this weather, frostbite sets in quick. My father, he go toilet on my hands.
- Yelena Belova: Oh, my God.
- Alexei Shostakov: Urine is 35 degrees Celsius, staves off the frostbite.
- Yelena Belova: How is this relevant?
- Alexei Shostakov: You know, fathers.
- Yelena Belova: Where are my keys?
- [Natasha produces them by juggling them in the air]
- Yelena Belova: [in Russian] Ah, bitch.