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Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen, and Anthony Mackie in The Night Before (2015)

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The Night Before

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  • [Isaac is running out of the church after vomiting]
  • Isaac: WE DID NOT KILL JESUS! WE DID NOT KILL JESUS!
  • James Franco: [texting] You said you've never sucked a dick before. But tonight you're gonna.
  • Isaac: [thinking] Man I guess that settles it. Isaac Greenberg is sucking his first dick tonight!
  • Isaac: [when he gets a World's Smallest Cock mug] You knew!
  • Diana: I thought that you didn't do parents.
  • Ethan: I'll do your parents.
  • Diana: Oh. Wow. Nice. Don't do my dad doggy-style. He's got very bad knees.
  • Mr. Green: We both know Miley was flawless.
  • Chris: [after slipping on assorted objects] She Home Alone'd me!
  • Isaac: It's hard to stay friends with people when you're older. You have so much of your own shit going on.
  • Chris: We'll just have to try harder. It's important, you know?
  • Betsy: You have been such a ROCK throughout this whole pregnancy. You are like my DWAYNE JOHNSON.
  • Isaac: Thank you!
  • Boss: Show me the 'Elf Face'.
  • Isaac: Don't let the red noses fool you, these fuckers are tough.

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