Pierson Fode credited as playing...
Brooks Wentworth
- Brooks Wentworth: [Jessie and Brooks are in Central Park having a romantic date. Brooks hands Jessie a carrot stick with hummus dip] Happy two week anniversary.
- Jessie Prescott: Awww!
- [takes the carrot stick with dip]
- Jessie Prescott: I had no idea the two week anniversary present was hummus.
- Brooks Wentworth: Well, you know what they say.
- [Brooks makes a love heart symbol with his hands to Jessie]
- Brooks Wentworth: Chickpeas are the legumes of love.
- Emma Ross: [from the smoothie shack cart; where she works] No-one says that! Not even the wives of chickpea farmers!
- Brooks Wentworth: Excuse me, Emma? Can I get a napkin?
- Emma Ross: [referring to Jessie's ex, Tony] Our doorman has better hair than you!
- Brooks Wentworth: So, that's a "no" on the napkin?
- Zuri Ross: You're lucky you got the hummus!
- Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield: [walking over to Jessie and Brooks' table, worried] There you are, Brooksie! I just got the oddest call from our stable. It seems we're missing a racehorse!
- Jessie Prescott: Wait, wait, wait.
- [sees Mrs Chesterfield in horror]
- Jessie Prescott: Mrs. Chesterfield?
- Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield: [shocked and horrified to see Jessie] Tessie!
- Brooks Wentworth: [reassuring Mrs Chesterfield it's OK] Mother!
- Jessie Prescott: [Jessie is horrified to find out that Brooks is Chesterfield's son] "Mother"?
- Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield: [groaning in disgust] Euuurrggghhh!
- Carlisle: [Brooks and Jessie are at a fancy restaurant, and they just finished their dinner and are ready to pay for the bill] And how was everything this evening?
- Brooks Wentworth: Magnificent! The rabbit rillettes were exquisite, and the chateaubriand was inspired.
- Jessie Prescott: Yep! Super yummy!
- Carlisle: [sarcastically] Oh, goody! I shall tell the chef it was "super yummy"!
- Jessie Prescott: [as the waiter leaves] Somebody's got his bow-tie in a bunch!
- Brooks Wentworth: [holding Jessie's hand] Jessie, I want you to know my mother's threats don't scare me. I care about you, and I will never let her come between us.
- [Jessie and Brooks lean in for a kiss on the lips, but Mrs Chesterfield comes in the middle]
- Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield: I already have!
- [Mrs Chesterfield looks disgusted when she finds out Brooks and Jessie kissed both cheeks]
- Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield: FYI, I cancelled your credit cards. So, no more fancy dates, no more fancy clothes; no more money! Point: Rhoda!
- Jessie Prescott: Wait, wait, wait. Mrs Chesterfield is your *mum*? But, but you don't even have the same last name!
- Brooks Wentworth: Mother changes it each time she remarries.
- Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield: Call me old-fashioned; I guess I respect the institutions of marriage.
- Brooks Wentworth: [to Jessie, under his breath] Yeah, she respects it so much, she did it six times!
- Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield: Brooksie, why are you with this girl? She's not good enough for you!
- Brooks Wentworth: [standing up to her] Well, maybe I like girls who aren't good enough for me!
- [to Jessie]
- Brooks Wentworth: That came out wrong.
- Jessie Prescott: No, it was still sweet.
- Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield: Trust me, Brooksie, there are many, *many* things to *despise* about this girl!
- Brooks Wentworth: Oh, yeah? Name *one*!
- Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield: Well, she's a *nanny*, she has *giant* feet! And I can hear her snore from downstairs!
- Jessie Prescott: Hey! He said, "name *one*"!
- Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield: Brooksie!
- [pinching Brooks' cheeks]
- Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield: Why can't you be more like your brother? He *always* obeys me!
- Brooks Wentworth: For the last time, he's *not* my brother! ZEUS IS A DOG!
- Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield: [Pointing at Brooks threateningly] I'm warning you, Brooksie, don't defy me. Things can get very *ugly* for you if I don't get my way! Just ask my ex-hairdresser! If you can find him!
- [she smirks evilly]
- Jessie Prescott: Huh! I guess we solved the mystery of the plugged up garbage chute!