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Sue Heck
- Sue Heck: Ehlert Motors is having a Hands on a Hard Body contest this weekend. The last person with their hand on the car wins it. Can you possibly think of a more perfect contest for me? I mean, who has more practice standing than me? I mean, I stand off to the side at dances, in gym waiting to be picked. I stand through half my classes because there aren't enough desks due to budget cuts. We're supposed to trade off, but nobody does.
- [laughs]
- Sue Heck: I'm gonna win myself a car!
- Sue Heck: You guys gotta stop leaving half-open cans of pop. It is bringing bees! Oh, it's like The Hunger Games out here. I don't know how much more of this I can handle.
- Woman: Did I mention I once did a yoga retreat where I spent two days in the warrior pose? Might as well give up now, sweetheart.
- Sue Heck: Really? You think I should give up? Let me tell you something about me. I never, ever give up. I have not made a hundred things, but I still try out. When they tell me I didn't make the team, I ask to be manager. When there are no parts in the play for me, I ask to make the programs. The more I fail, the stronger I get. My whole life has led me to this moment! So I will stand here on my one burning leg for as long as it takes, so, ha! Ha, ha, ha.
- [gasps]
- Sue Heck: Ah, I think I just swallowed a fly. But I am still not giving up!
- Woman: Oh, you can't beat crazy.