Ana de Armas credited as playing...
Bel
- Evan Webber: You have your phone?
- Genesis: Uh, yeah. Why?
- Evan Webber: I can try and fix it.
- Genesis: Really? Oh.
- Evan Webber: My kid dropped mine in the tub, and you won't believe this but if you put it in rice, it kinda dries it out.
- Genesis: That would be awesome!
- Bel: Rice? Oh, my God, you're like a Mythbuster!
- Bel: It's like destiny that we were meant to meet. Do you believe in destiny, Evan?
- Evan Webber: I'm an architect, so obviously I believe in things happening by your own design.
- Bel: Well... I do. I don't think people just pick randomly. I think that, if we are here together, it's because there's something we have to learn from each other.
- Evan Webber: You don't look so dangerous to me. Worst case scenario, I know I can take the both of you.
- Bel: I'm not so sure. I do airboxing.
- [does an energetic demonstration]
- Genesis: Welcome to America's favorite game show, Who Wants To Be A Pedophile! Where we give the audience what they want... the chance to punish a pedophile! But first, let's welcome our lovely, beautiful and charming... Miss Bel!
- [Bel waltzes in, wearing a short dress "borrowed" from Evan's daughter Lisa's wardrobe, and does a Marilyn Monroe-style blown kiss]
- Genesis: Tonight's contestant is a special one. He's not only an architect, but also a DJ, a husband, a father of two... possibly three.
- Bel: Four.
- Genesis: All the way from One Percent Land, Mr. Evan Webber! Miss Bel, would you please get our contestant ready?
- Evan Webber: [struggling against his bonds that hold him in the chair] You're both crazy fucking bitches!
- Bel: [as she stands over the spread-eagled and bound-hand-and-foot-to-the-bed Evan] You know, every girl's first love... is their Daddy, huh?
- [throws her panties down onto his face]