Larry the Cable Guy: Mater

Cars 3

Mater

Mater: [to Sterling] You are not a nice guy! But you sure do make a quality mud flap at a reasonable price.

[post-credits scene]
Mater: [singing] My cup holder's happy, my tank is full. My engine's running like a Brahma bull. My bumpers are polished and talk about luck. I just got a date with an ice cream truck.
[Mater laughs as his smartphone rings]
Mater: Huh? Ahh!
[Mater knocks over a pile of tires]
Mater: Shoot. Hey, McQueen, you still there? McQueen? Ugh. Technology!

[first lines]
[the screen shows a dark background as Lightning McQueen exhales deeply]
Lightning McQueen: Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed.
[the screen then shows some race cars whizzing past on a racetrack, then goes back to dark again]
Lightning McQueen: One winner, 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast.
[the screen then shows some race cars whizzing past on a racetrack again, then goes back to dark again]
Lightning McQueen: Did I used to say that?
Mater: Yes, sir, you did.
[Lightning McQueen gasps and wakes up to see Mater in Mack's trailer with him]
Mater: You used to say that all the time.
Lightning McQueen: Mater, what are you doing in here?
Mater: Well, I didn't want you to be lonely.
Lightning McQueen: [stutters] Thank you. But I'm kind of preparing for a race. I need a little quiet.
Mater: Oh, right. You got it, buddy.
[the back door of Mack's trailer opens up, Mater backs out, and the back door closes]
Mater: Hey, everybody, listen up. My best friend, Lightning McQueen, needs quiet.
[shouts]
Mater: Perfect quiet!
[Mater honks his horn, Lightning McQueen chuckles]