Cobie Smulders credited as playing...
Maria Hill
- Maria Hill: You know, I never liked you, Ward, not since our first sit-down, but I never figured you for John Garrett's lapdog.
- Grant Ward: A lot of us lost respect for Fury when he picked you as his second. If he needed eye candy around, he could have at least picked Romanoff.
- Maria Hill: That's funny. I'll tell her you said that.
- Phil Coulson: If I come out, will you shoot me? 'Cause then I won't come out.
- Colonel Glenn Talbot: Hold your fire, soldiers.
- Phil Coulson: This is one of the most classified facilities on the planet, colonel. How the hell did you find it?
- Maria Hill: I told them.
- Maria Hill: Yeah, it went as expected. SHIELD implodes, and everyone wants answers. The CIA, NSA, NRO them I can handle. But Congress? Congress is like kindergarten. "Where is this Fridge?" "What was in there?" "Who or what is a man-thing?" I swear I need a cocktail and a lobotomy.
- Grant Ward: Maria Hill. I kind of hoped you went down with the Triskelion.
- Maria Hill: And I kind of hoped you weren't the duplicitous lowlife you turned out to be, but here we are.