Jim Caviezel credited as playing...
John Reese
- Sameen Shaw: Well, you actually kinda looked like Frank. Let's see how Harold did with me.
- [Opens yearbook to a girl with crazy hair, glasses and braces]
- John Reese: Maybe Finch made a clerical error.
- Sameen Shaw: [Slams book shut] Betty Harris? I actually look like this to you, Harold?
- Harold Finch: Well, not to me. I implemented a facial-symmetry algorithm to find the closest match for both you and Mr. Reese. If you take away the spectacles and the braces, tame the permanent wave a bit, I do believe that you and Betty Harris look a great deal...
- John Reese: [Sees Shaw fuming] Harold, stop, right now.
- Sameen Shaw: Got the scoop on why all these women are so fond of you, Frank. You gave the brunette a promise ring, then slept with her best friend, the redhead, before having a fling with the blonde.
- John Reese: Well that's not too bad.
- Sameen Shaw: Whose mother you seduced.
- John Reese: Oh.
- John Reese: No sign of Matthew Reed.
- Sameen Shaw: Just bulky sweaters and beer guts.
- John Reese: She looks friendly. Let's ask her. Excuse me. Have you seen Mat -
- [Woman slaps him]
- John Reese: Was it something I said?
- John Reese: Well, Matthew's got at least one enemy.
- Sameen Shaw: [Another woman slaps Reese] And Frank's got two.
- Detective Lionel Fusco: Hey, I just got to the crime scene, and I'm not the only one. Feds decided to drop by too.
- John Reese: I'm sure you'll charm them, Lionel.
- Detective Lionel Fusco: I already tried. These suits aren't letting me within a mile of their investigation.
- Root: [Root appears] Augusta King, Federal Bureau of Investigation.
- Detective Lionel Fusco: Give me a break.
- Root: Lionel, you don't want to be uncooperative with a federal agent.
- Toke: Buddy! You haven't changed. It's like going back in a time machine.
- John Reese: And you look exactly the same as the day we met.
- Harold Finch: I'll be traveling to DC.
- John Reese: And we're not invited?
- Harold Finch: It's important that we not let Mr. Reed out of our sight. We can't risk losing another number. Detective Fusco has offered to accompany me.
- Sameen Shaw: This trip to Westchester, is this some kind of punishment?
- Detective Lionel Fusco: [Entering the library] Got the car all packed. AC/DC or Dixie Chicks?
- Harold Finch: [to Shaw and Reese] I believe I'm the one being punished.
- Sameen Shaw: Is it just me, or is it getting harder to tell these tourists apart?
- John Reese: Don't appreciate visitors, Shaw?
- Sameen Shaw: I don't appreciate their fanny packs.
- John Reese: Pretty handy for concealing a grenade.
- Alice: So there's drinks at the bowling alley tonight, and of course, the big shindig tomorrow. I hope you brought your dancing shoes. You do still swing dance, don't you?
- John Reese: I don't like to show off.
- Middle-Aged Man: Hey, room's occupied!
- Sameen Shaw: This is an emergency evacuation.
- Middle-Aged Man: What? Why?
- Sameen Shaw: ...Bed bugs. You're now in room 304.
- [a little while later there's a knock on Shaw's door]
- Sameen Shaw: Get your own room.
- John Reese: No vacancy. Something about a bed bug scare.
- John Reese: Toke. You seen anyone acting weird?
- Toke: Are you kidding? Everyone's exactly the same. Only fatter.
- Sameen Shaw: Whose turn is it to save this one?
- John Reese: Let's flip for it.
- [Takes out a coin]
- John Reese: Heads.
- Sameen Shaw: Guess it's your turn.