Jacob Wysocki credited as playing...
Ken
- Ken Smith: [when they were bothered by the unknown account: billie227] It's probably a glitch.
- Val Rommel: [a message came from billie227, which Ken and his friends thought was a glitch] Well, the glitch just typed!
- Ken Smith: [upon Laura's webcam displaying a grated image] Hey genius! We can see you.
- Jess Felton: What is that? Like a lattice or crate?
- [Ken sighs and stands up off his chair]
- Ken Smith: Ken!
- Ken Smith: What?
- Jess Felton: Uh, stand back for a second.
- Ken Smith: Why?
- Adam Sewell: Just do it dude.
- [Ken stands back and begins to wave his right arm indicating Laura's webcam is capturing him from behind]
- Val Rommel: Hey billie, why don't you give me your address so I can come over there and knock the trash out of your mouth.
- Ken Smith: Oooh fight!
- Laura: You wouldn't like it here...
- Ken Smith: Now to try some of my famous brew of salsa!
- [brandishes mixed up blender of food and drink to group]
- Blaire Lily: Ken that is so disgusting!
- [laughing]
- Ken Smith: Alright, it's just a game, we're all just gonna download it and play it right?
- Laura: [IM] ken, what are you doing?
- Ken Smith: Not doing anything, man. I just wanted to play a game! You like games you seem to like games, dude, I thought we were gonna play. A fucking, great game for you man.
- Trojan Destroyer program: [everybody downloads just a game.dmg/.exe]
- Adam Sewell: Ok, I just launched it.
- Trojan Destroyer program: [program launches and scans]
- Adam Sewell: I got something for you, billie227.
- Ken Smith: Is it searching, guys? Did everybody download it?
- Blaire Lily: Mine's got something. Mine's got something.
- Ken Smith: Ok, good. Wait until everybody got something. Is it flagging? Has everybody got some flags? It should be more than one, two, it should be multiple. Ok cool.
- Laura: [starts timer]
- [IM]
- Laura: u have 1 minute to stop this
- Ken Smith: Ok, trash. Trash all of those and then empty your recycling bins, ok? Empty your recycling bins after trashing them, do not save them. Everything! Everything that's flagged.
- Mitch Roussel: It's not gonna delete these.
- Ken Smith: Just fucking listen to me! Trust me, dude.
- Adam Sewell: [grabs gun and points at screen]
- Ken Smith: Is it deleted? What's going on? Keep me updated, guys. Ok, Adam's done. Mitch?
- Mitch Roussel: [finishes scan] Mine's the same.
- Ken Smith: Ok, Jess?
- Jess Felton: [finishes scan] Mine's done!
- Ken Smith: Ok, Blaire? Blaire! Blaire!
- Blaire Lily: We're just gonna
- [inaudible/webcam glitch]
- Blaire Lily: Blaire's bin guys. It's gonna be cool. I promise!
- Laura: [timer flashes 10 seconds left in red]
- Blaire Lily: WHY IS HE COUNTING DOWN?
- Ken Smith: Ok, it's cool, it's cool Blaire!
- Laura: [leaves call]
- Blaire Lily: [after IMessaging Mitch about talking with Val tonight and checking her Facebook Inbox from Laura] Guys have you talked to Val tonight?
- Jess Felton: Oh dude, when we were at Adam's she was telling people I have a drinking problem.
- Adam Sewell: You do.
- Blaire Lily: I'm gonna add her.
- Ken Smith: Can I just be honest I don't like Val, I don't like her.
- Jess Felton: [laughing] Nobody likes Val... except for Val
- Ken Smith: Except for Val, yeah I know...
- [as Jess laughs at him finishing her sentence]
- Ken Smith: You just get me Jess.
- Ken Smith: Let's say her karma wasn't completely unwarranted okay, nobody wants to talk about it but Laura fucking sucked, she was a big bully and she deserved all the shit she got from that video.
- Adam Sewell: [burying head upon desk in shocked laughter and disbelief] Aw Ken buddy...
- Blaire Lily: Ken...
- Ken Smith: What? I'm sorry that was in poor taste.
- Ken Smith: [as billie227 turns on Blaire, Mitch, Adam and Ken's Skype mics with him whispering into the phone] Guys can you just fucking trust me, install this software and I'll find out who it is.
- Jess Felton: [Being the only one with an already turned on mic witnessing billie227 IM nice try guys let me turn those mics on for you and then switch their mics on] Guys! Guys, he can hear you, he can turn your mics on.
- Ken Smith: [after sending through the Trojan destroyer software in attachment email to Blaire, Mitch, Jess and Adam] Has everybody downloaded the attachment?
- Jess Felton: Wait so what are we doing?
- Ken Smith: It's just a game we're all going to download and play.
- Laura: [Via Skype IM] Ken. What are you doing?
- Ken Smith: [In false assurity] Nothing man, I thought you wanted to play a game, I've got a sick game for you man.
- Jess Felton: I don't know if I want to do this.
- Blaire Lily: Jess listen to me you want to, you want to play the game.
- Laura: [Sets pinwheel timer at 1:00] You have one minute to stop this.
- Ken Smith: [Clicking multiple things on his laptop and standing upright relaying to the others in shock, disbelief and concern as Blaire's jpeg message from Blaire downloads through] I can't fucking shut it off.
- Ken Smith: [In response to Val's cruel facebook inbox response to Laura's plea now visible screenshotted on Laura's instagram and the group's response] Look let's just say her karma wasn't completely unwarranted okay, nobody wants to talk about it, but I'll give you the Kenpinion Laura fucking sucked, she was a big bully and she deserved all the shit she got from that video.
- Adam Sewell: [Burying head in living room dining table in laughter induced disbelief and shock] Ken! Buddy.
- Blaire Lily: [In saddened response of disapproval] Ken...
- Ken Smith: [Smirking to self] What? Okay sorry I should not of have said that it was in poor taste.
- Blaire Lily: [upon discovering no-one has talked with Val tonight] I'm adding her.
- Ken Smith: Can I just be honest I don't like Val.
- Jess Felton: [laughing] Nobody likes Val, except for Val
- Ken Smith: Val. Yeah see you just get me Jess.