Bryton Myler credited as playing...
- Eric: There's way too many girls around here these days.
- Landon: I'm not sure you're always gonna feel that way.
- Eric: Let the record show that Kelly is the one causing trouble, again.
- Richard: Okay, thank you, Mr. prosecutor. How about you get the rest of the luggage out of the car?
- Eric: There's more?
- Randi: Do not be such a grouch.
- Richard: Yeah.
- Mike: Yeah, don't be a grouch, Oscar.
- Eric: She can't help it. She was born that way.
- Eric: One bathroom, three girls - this is gonna be a train wreck.
- Paula: Your dad and I decided that we're going to have a family day.
- Richard: [the Dad] Yeah!
- Eric: Yeah!
- Kelly: I'd rather be at the dentist getting a cavity filled.
- Richard: Hey, yeah, we can make that happen, huh, buddy?
- Eric: Yeah.
- Eric: [When Landon sees Jordan jogging] Oh, boy. You think she's cute, don't you?
- Landon: Well, she ain't ugly.
- Mr. G.: C'mon, are we playing football or what?
- Eric: It's a done deal. Dad's a softie.