Kevin Chamberlin credited as playing...
Bertram
- Bertram: [Brooks, Kami, Jessie, Bertram and the Ross kids hear a lion's roar in the distance]
- [paralyzed with fear]
- Bertram: Was that my stomach? *Please* let that be my stomach!
- Luke Ross: [looking at the lion heading towards them] We'll all be in that *lion's* stomach if we don't get out of here!
- Brooks Wentworth: [talking to Kami, while trying to get everyone in the Jeep] Sweetheart? Get everyone back into the truck!
- Jessie Prescott: [thinking Brooks called her "sweetheart" and was referring to her] A-ha! You called me "sweetheart"! You *do* still love me!
- Brooks Wentworth: [to Jessie, referring to Kami, then motioning to her] I was talking to *Kami*! *She's* my girlfriend!
- Zuri Ross: [after an awkward pause]
- [to Jessie, singsong]
- Zuri Ross: Awkward!
- Jessie Prescott: [after being hurt by Brooks, saying he has Kami as his girlfriend] Fun fact: this is the farthest I've ever traveled to be humiliated!
- Kami: [Brooks, Kami, Jessie, Bertram and the Ross kids are driving away from the rhino charging after them] Uh-oh, Brooks! Roary is gaining on us! We need to pull a Jessie!
- Jessie Prescott: [agreeing with Kami, not knowing what she meant] Yeah, we need to pull a... whoa, wait, wait, wait; what does that mean?
- Brooks Wentworth: [angry at Jessie, but driving away from the rhino] To suddenly run away!
- Jessie Prescott: [shocked at what Brooks and Kami said] You two have an inside joke about me?
- Zuri Ross: [to Jessie] We all do! Who cares?
- [to Brooks]
- Zuri Ross: Step on it!
- [Brooks drives even faster]
- Kami: Hey, he can have whatever he wants! *You* left *him*!
- Brooks Wentworth: [to Kami] You tell her, honey!
- Jessie Prescott: Oh, oh; she's "honey" now?
- [to Kami]
- Jessie Prescott: Let me ask you *this* "honey"; has Brooks ever given you one of his neck massages?
- Kami: [nodding] Yeah, sometimes.
- Jessie Prescott: I taught him that! You're welcome!
- Ravi Ross: [Ravi appears, running from the rhino] Could you possibly hash out your differences later? I could use some help!
- Jessie Prescott: [to Ravi] Not now, Ravi!
- [to Brooks and Kami]
- Jessie Prescott: And another thing...
- [Jessie pauses, and doesn't know Ravi isn't in the Jeep and is running away from the rhino on foot]
- Jessie Prescott: Ravi! What-what-what are you doing back there?
- Ravi Ross: [sarcastically] Oh, knitting a pair of leggings.
- [yelling at Jessie]
- Ravi Ross: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING? Running for my life! Let me in!
- Jessie Prescott: [to Brooks] Stop the car!
- Bertram: [to Jessie] No! We can't afford the extra weight!
- Luke Ross: [looking at Bertram] Seriously?
- Jessie Prescott: [to Ravi] Get in; I'll get in back. Are you okay?
- Ravi Ross: [to Jessie] Define "okay"! On the bright side, if we run out of gas, I have plenty of bio fuel in my pants.
- [the others look at Ravi, completely grossed out]
- Zuri Ross: [Zuri sees the rhino headed towards them and points to it] Look out! RHINO AT SIX O'CLOCK!
- [Everyone screams and drives away from the rhino]