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Joey Fatone, Gia Carides, Michael Constantine, John Corbett, Lainie Kazan, Andrea Martin, Nia Vardalos, and Elena Kampouris in My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (2016)

Lainie Kazan: Maria

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2

Lainie Kazan credited as playing...

Maria

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  • Maria: Who says a woman has to be married?
  • Toula: You, all our lives.
  • Maria: Remember, Paris, protect the poulaki - eyes open knees shut!
  • Aunt Voula: [to Maria] If your knees are open, shut your eyes.
  • Maria: It's okay, Mrs. White.
  • [Mrs. White's dog barks. The Portokalos dog, Socrates, barks back]
  • Mrs. White: [to Socrates] Quiet! Sh-shhh! Stop! Quiet!
  • Maria: He doesn't speak English.
  • [to Socrates in Greek]
  • Maria: Bite her tomorrow.
  • Ian: Honey, by the way, we think you should go to college out of state.
  • Toula: Uh-huh.
  • Maria: What is that, reverse psychology?
  • [Smiles on Toula and Ian's face vanishes]
  • Aunt Voula: That never works.
  • Maria: That never works.
  • Paris: That never works.
  • Maria: Your father may be crazy, but at least I'm not a blood relative of his. YOU ARE. SORRY.

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