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A Close Shave (2015)

Chris Galya: Tony Chiccolini

A Close Shave

Jessie

Chris Galya credited as playing...

Tony Chiccolini

Quotes1

  • Darla Shannon: [Darla, Jessie and Tony are walking back into the Ross penthouse, unable to keep up the charade] Jessie! You don't seem very excited about my new job!
  • Jessie Prescott: [trying to tell her the truth] Look, Darla, there's no easy way for me to say this, but...
  • [tells another lie]
  • Jessie Prescott: Brooks is... a terrible boss! I can't let you work for him!
  • Darla Shannon: [shocked] What?
  • [patting Tony's shoulder]
  • Darla Shannon: But he seems like an absolute angel!
  • Tony Chiccolini: [to Darla] Thank you, Darla!
  • Jessie Prescott: [to Darla] Well, he's not.
  • [Darla looks at Jessie in shock]
  • Jessie Prescott: He has a horrible memory, lousy taste in art; and cannot follow clear instructions!
  • Tony Chiccolini: [to Jessie] Oh, yeah?
  • [to Darla]
  • Tony Chiccolini: Your stepsister can be very ungrateful,
  • [looking at Jessie]
  • Tony Chiccolini: even when someone is doing her a huge, *huge* favour!
  • Darla Shannon: [to Tony] She's always been selfish. One time she threw herself down a well just to get attention!
  • Jessie Prescott: Yes! Who wouldn't want to be shown on national TV fishing a *leech* out of their *underpants*?
  • Darla Shannon: I just felt bad for that poor leech!
  • Jessie Prescott: [Jessie is about to launch herself into a catfight with Darla, but Tony restrains her] Brooks... just tell Darla she can't work for you!
  • Darla Shannon: [shocked] How mean can you be?
  • Jessie Prescott: This from the girl who told me that hornets nest was a piñata!
  • Darla Shannon: Well, it was full of lots of little surprises!
  • [to Tony]
  • Darla Shannon: Brooks, I just hope you got a prenup because you can do a *lot* better!
  • Jessie Prescott: [finally had enough of Darla's nastiness] You know what? That's it! Why am I still trying to impress you? All of our lives, I've been so worried what you think about me; but why should I care what *you* think? I mean, you're *mean* and *petty*! *Cinderella* had nicer stepsisters!
  • [storming off to the couch]
  • Darla Shannon: [wondering why Jessie was yelling at her] What're you babbling about?
  • Jessie Prescott: [admitting the truth to Darla] OK, the truth is; Brooks and I didn't get married!
  • Ravi Ross: [Ravi comes out of the screening room relieved] FINALLY!
  • Darla Shannon: [Darla looks at Tony, flirtatiously] So, Brooks, does that mean you're available?
  • Jessie Prescott: [looking at Darla, bluntly] This isn't Brooks, this is Tony!
  • Darla Shannon: [feeling let down] Tony the doorman?
  • Tony Chiccolini: [looks at Darla, smiling] So you've heard of me!
  • Darla Shannon: [looking at Jessie, confused] So, you made all of this up? What's going on here?
  • Jessie Prescott: [admitting the truth] I *was* engaged to a billionaire named Brooks, but I called it off at the last minute. I didn't want to tell you because even if I didn't get dumped, I knew you would still rub my nose in it.
  • Darla Shannon: I don't rub your nose in things! Have I mentioned one word about your pathetic excuse for an acting career?
  • Jessie Prescott: Uh, you just did.
  • Darla Shannon: Well, you deserved it, because you made me quit my job!
  • Jessie Prescott: [feeling bad] OK, actually, I do feel bad about that. Maybe you could get it back?
  • Darla Shannon: [sitting on the couch trying to get her phone out] Oh, I don't think so. Um, here's the text I sent my boss.
  • [showing Ravi, Jessie and Tony the rude text Darla sent her boss]
  • Tony Chiccolini: [reading the text] Whoa!
  • [to Darla]
  • Tony Chiccolini: Are you sure you're not from Jersey?
  • Jessie Prescott: [to Darla, sitting on the couch] Darla, how can I make this up to you?
  • Darla Shannon: [to Jessie, about her jewellery] Well, you can start by giving me that watch.
  • [Jessie hands Darla her watch]
  • Darla Shannon: And that necklace.
  • [Jessie takes her necklace off and hands it to Darla]
  • Darla Shannon: And those earrings.
  • [Darla giggles as Jessie hands her the earrings. Darla gets up off the couch]
  • Darla Shannon: And your shoes.
  • [Jessie takes her shoes off]
  • Jessie Prescott: [to Darla, about the shoes] Wait, but we don't even have the same size feet!
  • Darla Shannon: I know! I just need something huge to put all this stuff in!
  • [Darla walks out of the apartment and into the elevator]
  • Jessie Prescott: [to Ravi] Let this be a lesson to you Ravi, lying is never the answer.
  • Ravi Ross: Yes. When will I ever learn?

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