Taylor Schilling credited as playing...
Piper Chapman
- Jack Pearson: What seems to be the problem there?
- Piper Chapman: The thermal fuse blew.
- Jack Pearson: And you can fix that by yourself, honey?
- Piper Chapman: Well, I sure can... if I concentrate extra hard with my lady brain.
- Alex Vause: Maybe we can't hate fuck anymore, but we can still love fuck, right?
- Piper Chapman: "Love fuck"?
- Alex Vause: Yeah.
- Piper Chapman: Oh, that's so unappealing, my nipples inverted.