Billy Bob Thornton credited as playing...
Dr. Oliver Lorvis
- Dr. Oliver Lorvis: I don't like to brag, but you see, I'm kinda the doctor to the stars' urinary tracts
- Howard Wolowitz, Raj Koothrappali, Sheldon Cooper, Leonard Hofstadter: Wow.
- Dr. Oliver Lorvis: You want to see James Cameron's kidney stone?
- [shows them his keychain]
- Howard Wolowitz, Raj Koothrappali, Sheldon Cooper, Leonard Hofstadter: Oooo.
- Dr. Oliver Lorvis: He was so happy after he passed it, he gave me a Terminator.
- Leonard Hofstadter: That is amazing. How long have you been collecting?
- Dr. Oliver Lorvis: Ever since I was a kid, but I didn't really get serious until William Shatner's bladder infection.
- Sheldon Cooper: What'd you get? What'd you get?
- Dr. Oliver Lorvis: Well, he said it was a Tribble. It could be a toupée, but either way it's pretty cool.
- Dr. Oliver Lorvis: You're a guy like me. So, how did you get a girl like Penny?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, well, you know, just being myself, really.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh please! You know, I'll tell you how he did it. Implacable relentless badgering. In urology terms, he was a drug-resistant staph infection and she was a urethra that could not shake him.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I don't know that I'd call myself an infection.
- Howard Wolowitz: A gallant man would defend his fiancée for being called a urethra.