Tyler Posey credited as playing...
Scott McCall
- Stiles: Did you tell Argent?
- Scott McCall: I texted him but he didn't get back to me.
- Stiles: You told him his sister came back from the dead by a text?
- Scott McCall: ...I didn't have the money to call France.
- Kira: An axe murderer?
- Stiles: A family murdering axe murderer.
- Scott McCall: I already heard about it.
- Stiles: Wait. What? You did? How?
- Scott McCall: My mom called me. She knew we'd see it on the news.
- Stiles: Perfect. Let's go.
- Scott McCall: Whoa, whoa. We've got Econ in five minutes.
- Stiles: All right. Did you forget the part about the family murdering axe murderer?
- Scott McCall: Did you forget that your dad's the sheriff? They want us to stay out of it.
- Stiles: Are you guys kidding me? There's a family murdering axe murderer and we're not going to do anything about it?
- Kira: Maybe we should just let the adults handle it?
- Stiles: So two of you, you just want to stay here, school, go to class? Never heard anything so irresponsible in my life.
- Liam: I came here to play lacrosse. The team could use a few good players, right?
- Stiles: No. No, we don't need any more good players.
- Scott McCall: Actually, we could sort of use a couple.
- Stiles: [Suspicious] Have you always been this good. Or did it suddenly happen just once over night?
- [Gets looks from Liam and Scott]
- Stiles: Have you ever been out in the middle of the woods during the night of a full mo...
- Scott McCall: Stiles!
- Liam: Look, I learned from my stepfather, all right? He made team captain when he was a sophomore. Like you. And yeah... I guess I'm just that good.
- [Leaves]
- Scott McCall: He wasn't lying that time.
- Stiles: He's inhuman. What is he, like a were-cheetah? Does that even exist? Is that even a thing?
- Scott McCall: He's just that good.
- Stiles: No one's that good. No one human. I'm gonna puke. Take me somewhere.
- Stiles: Scott, if you had used any wolf power, that kid wouldn't be limping. He'd be crawling back to the other half of his body.
- Scott McCall: If I hadn't been so worried about being captain, he wouldn't be hurt either.
- Stiles: It's okay to want something for yourself once in a while - team captain, alpha werewolf. You're still only human.
- Scott McCall: It was the first kiss since our actual first kiss.
- Stiles Stilinski: That's good. You kissed her.
- Scott McCall: I did, but I didn't.
- Stiles Stilinski: Was... was it on the lips?
- Scott McCall: Yeah.
- Stiles Stilinski: Was there tongue?
- Scott McCall: No, I... It was like how you kiss your grandmother when you're five.
- Stiles Stilinski: Oh. Chaste. You gave her a chaste kiss.
- Stiles Stilinski: [after Scott injures Liam during lacrosse practice] Hey, I don't need to say that it wasn't your fault, right?
- Scott McCall: [shrugging] I don't know.
- Stiles Stilinski: Scott, if you had used any wolf power, that kid wouldn't be limping. He'd be crawling back to the other half of his body.
- Scott McCall: If I hadn't been so worried about being captain, he wouldn't be hurt, either.
- Stiles Stilinski: It's okay to want something for yourself once in a while. Team captain, Alpha Werewolf. You're still only human.