Brian Stepanek credited as playing...
Tom Harper
- Ricky Harper: Oh, yeah? Then, uh, what's this? I guess labeling everything I own doesn't make me so weird now, does it?
- Dicky Harper: No, but holding your swimsuit up with suspenders does.
- Ricky Harper: They're swim-spenders, and they're gonna catch on.
- Dawn Harper: Come on, guys, focus. Everybody make their bed?
- Nicky Harper, Ricky Harper, Dicky Harper: Check.
- Dawn Harper: Pick up their stuff off the floor?
- Nicky Harper, Ricky Harper, Dicky Harper: Check.
- Dawn Harper: Brush their teeth?
- Nicky Harper, Ricky Harper, Dicky Harper: [all exhaling]
- Dawn Harper: Could have been better. We did it, guys. Nothing's gonna stop us now!
- Tom Harper: Everybody stop, now!
- Anne Harper: Someone left a present in the downstairs toilet, and didn't remember to flush. Which one of you was it?
- Nicky Harper, Ricky Harper, Dicky Harper, Dawn Harper: It wasn't me!
- Anne Harper: Here we go again. Nobody did it?
- Dawn Harper: Guys, come on. Whoever did it, just say it.
- Dicky Harper: But I didn't do it.
- Nicky Harper: Me neither.
- Ricky Harper: Hey, you know I label everything.
- Anne Harper: That's it, we are not going to the water park until someone takes responsibility.
- Nicky Harper, Ricky Harper, Dicky Harper, Dawn Harper: You can't do that! It's not fair.
- Anne Harper: No, no, no, no. Nobody is leaving this house until we find out who dunnit.
- Tom Harper: Or should we say "poo dunnit?" Dun, dun, dun!