Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Dean Winchester
- Dean Winchester: You've been kicked, bit, scratched, stabbed, possessed, killed... and you sprain your friggin' elbow?
- Sam Winchester: Dude, it was more than a sprain. All right? And it was a friggin' demon, but-...
- Dean Winchester: But what? That sling come with a slice of crybaby pie on the side? Please.
- Officer: [Sam and Dean are posing as Animal Control] Hell, seen raccoons in rec rooms and bears in swimming pools. But this? You tell me.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah.
- [the officer stares pointedly waiting for an answer]
- Dean Winchester: Oh. Well, uh...
- [Clears throat]
- Dean Winchester: Where do we start? What with, uh... Logging.
- Sam Winchester: Ice caps.
- Dean Winchester: Bitcoin.
- [the office gives him a look]
- Dean Winchester: ... Obama.
- Tasha: Take them. Have some fun. Oh, and I want a heart to-go. Put it in a doggie bag.
- Brandon: On your knees!
- Dean Winchester: Well, I'm awfully flatter--
- [Gets punched]
- Kate: I tried to be strong, but the hunger was too much. Too hard. It's not like anyone gave me a handbook on how to be a werewolf.
- Dean Winchester: Looks like you're doing a pretty good job so far. Break some hearts, then you eat 'em.
- Tommy: If someone were to tell you they saw a ghost, you'd... believe that?
- Dean Winchester: Just assume we believe everything.
- Kate: I meditate. Yoga helps.
- Sam Winchester: Yoga?
- Dean Winchester: [Amused] Okay.
- Kate: You laugh, but... I'll pretty much try anything to keep that side of me under control.
- Dean Winchester: Well, that is great, Kate. It really is. And it's nice to see that, uh, this hippie-dippie new age crap has had such a positive influence over your sister.
- Dean Winchester: It's embarrassing you know.
- Sam Winchester: What's embarrassing?
- Dean Winchester: All of it. The note. Crowley. Everything.
- Sam Winchester: Dean, you were a demon.
- Dean Winchester: Oh I was a demon, I didn't realize.
- Kate: Tasha! What did -- who are these people?
- Tasha: Brandon. Travis. I turned them. They're our new family.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, you're a regular psycho Brady Bunch.
- Sam Winchester: I watched you die, and I carried you... I carried your corpse into your room, and I put your dead body onto your bed and then you just..
- Dean Winchester: [sighs] Yeah. Yeah. I know. I guess I was hoping that note would, you know, fill in the blanks.
- Sam Winchester: "Don't look for me"? That note? Yeah, that was really informative. Thanks.
- Dean Winchester: I just figured since we're opening up veins, that maybe you wanted to talk about the guy you made sell his soul.
- Sam Winchester: The guy who you then killed, right. That's the same guy were talking about?
- Dean Winchester: I was a demon.
- Sam Winchester: [Sarcastic] Oh you were a demon, I didn't realize that.
- Dean Winchester: This flea bag, looks like she ain't done chowing down on Sons of Anarchy just yet.
- Sam Winchester: Guess she likes bad boys.
- Dean Winchester: Well, wait'll she gets a load of us.
- Sam Winchester: How can you possibly blame Kate for fighting for her sister, we do it all the time.
- Dean Winchester: Oh yeah, that's worked wonders for us.
- Sam Winchester: We're still here, aren't we?
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, but is it right?