- Steve McAndrew: Sasha, what method do you use for poaching eggs?
- DCI Sasha Miller: I've no idea; I just point at them on the menu.
- Gerry Standing: So we're looking for a connection between this bloke Straka, drowned on the heath by somebody he picked up there, and a film critic who ends up dead in a sewer twenty years later. Now, with all due respect, guv'ner, there are three seasoned cops here who'll tell you there's bugger all in this.
- Steve McAndrew: Yeah.
- Danny Griffin: Two!
- Gerry Standing: Eh?
- Danny Griffin: Two. This seasoned cop has just spotted something interesting.
- [the team are searching a sewer under London]
- DCI Sasha Miller: This is amazing.
- Gerry Standing: It's a sewer.
- DCI Sasha Miller: Oh, come on. How often do you get to come to places like this?
- Steve McAndrew: We're cops, Sasha. We spend half our lives knee-deep in shit.
- Cecily Watkins: You have no idea what you're dealing with, do you?
- DCI Sasha Miller: What we're dealing with is murder whatever the justification, whether it's 'cause your dog told you to do it, God told you to do it, or you did it because you think you're Gandalf. It all boils down to the same thing.
- [the team are searching a sewer under London]
- DCI Sasha Miller: Right, let's split up.
- Steve McAndrew: There speaks a woman who's never seen a horror film.
- [last lines]
- DAC Ned Hancock: Good job.
- DCI Sasha Miller: I wish it had ended differently.
- DAC Ned Hancock: It was never going to end well. You cracked this one, Sasha. They're a good team. And you're good with them. I just, uh, wanted to say that. So, you joining them in the pub?
- DCI Sasha Miller: Yeah, a quick one. It's been a long day.
- DAC Ned Hancock: Should i...
- DCI Sasha Miller: Don't even try it, Ned. See you on the next one.
- DAC Ned Hancock: Yeah.
- [first lines]
- Oliver Houghton: Hello. Hello, It's me.
- Steve McAndrew: [after Danny explains why there are so many headstones stacked around a tree] How do you know all this stuff?
- Danny Griffin: They write it in books. Do you know what's more interesting?
- Steve McAndrew: I can't imagine.