Eric Cartman / Stan Marsh / Randy Marsh / Mr. Garrison / Mr. Mackey / Clyde Donovan / Jimmy Valmer / Coach Miles / Stephen Stotch / Tom Vilsack / John Garner / Michael Taylor / Blonde Guy / DJ / Jamie / Mark / Additional Voices (voice)
Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick / Craig Tucker / Scott Malkinson / Mr. Adler / Farmer / Additional Voices (voice)
Wendy Testaburger / Principal Victoria / Sharon Marsh / Shelly Marsh / Teacher (voice)
Girl (voice)
Token Black (voice)
Aunt Jemima (voice) (as Elise Gabriel)