Kristen Schaal: Mabel Pines

The Love God

Mabel Pines

Dipper Pines: Mabel, what did I tell you about staying out of Robbie's personal life?
Mabel Pines: I know. I know! I just wanted to be a good matchmaker. I never should have gotten love potion from the Love God.
Dipper Pines: Wait, love potion? If you did a spell, then can't you, like, undo it?
Mabel Pines: That's it! If I undo the spell, then everyone will be friends again. But I'm gonna need your help. Also, you are not pulling off that V-neck.
Dipper Pines: I know.
Mabel Pines: Burn it!

Nate: We're just waiting on Tambry. Can't leave without Tambry.
Mabel Pines: Sorry, guys, but Tambry's a little busy at the moment. Wink. Wink.
Nate: What does that mean? Why are you winking?
Mabel Pines: Let's just say she and Robbie took a trip to Smoochville. Now everyone's happy!
Nate: Wait. Wait. Robbie and Tambry? This can't be happening.
Mabel Pines: How's that?
Nate: He knew I liked her. How could he do this?
Lee: Whoa, hold it. You like Tambry? And you told Robbie but not me?
Nate: You always make fun of my crushes, man.
Lee: That's what we do, genius.
Wendy Corduroy: Oh. Oh. This is so like Tambry to do this. Date my ex behind my back. I'm gonna tear her highlights out.
Dipper Pines: Guys! Guys! Calm down. We're gonna be late for the concert.
Nate: Uh, news flash, kid. I'm not going to the concert. Not with him.
Lee: Hey, that won't be a problem 'cause I'm out.
Wendy Corduroy: Me, too.
Thompson: Wait! Wait! This group is all I have! Don't make me go back to having no friends! Guys!
Mabel Pines: Match... made?

Love God: Hey! You're the one who's been stealing my stuff. I am not loving this.
Mabel Pines: I'm sorry. But I made a mistake and I have to fix it.
Love God: Kid, I tried to tell you. This stuff is way too dangerous. On my oath as a God, I cannot let you-- Oh, hey, where did you just go?
Mabel Pines: I'm sorry, Love God! But it's for the good of my friends!

Mabel Pines: Wait. You guys, he's in pain. We can't just ditch him here.
Dipper Pines: Come on, Mabel. It's Robbie.
Mabel Pines: But he's suffering. How can I be happy if I know someone else is sad? It totally throws off my Happiness Chart.
Dipper Pines: Mabel, trust me. If there's one thing I've learned this summer, it's not to get mixed up in needless romantic drama. Besides, we're finally in with Wendy's friends. With Robbie gone, there's a good social balance. Maybe we should just let a good thing be, you know?